Conservative thievery

De-Elect David Emerson signs are being stolen, lately at an increasing rate. One of these days a thief is going to be caught and identified… perhaps they’ll nab one of our “bait signs”, patterned after the highly successful anti-car theft Bait Car program.

What an embarassment to my party these jokers are. Not only is what they are doing wrong and against the law, its ineffectual. Kiddie kleptomaniacs have infiltrated the Conservative Party, not to mention a few mental midgets and unctuous usurpers of power.