North, to Canada?

If Bush wins, I’m moving to Canada

A new brand of U.S. exiles may be headed our way—In New York a couple of weeks ago, I saw another, which may be of specific interest to you, and to all Canadians living in this fair land devoid of many Americans:

“If Bush Wins I am Moving To Canada.”

I stopped the guy wearing it on Spring Street.

“Where did you get that T-shirt?”

“I made it!” he said, nay beamed, “at one of those do-it-yourself T-shirt places.”

“Will you really move to Canada?”

“I know everyone is saying it, but I really will,” explained this fellow. “Canada is our only option.”

Uh oh…, not again!